"What did you say? Are you trying to take my Christmas corpses away?"
Santa is a recurring character in the ShadowSwine Christmas specials, known widely for his role in The Worst Gift Ever. He exclusively makes major appearances in Christmas-related episodes, but has made cameo appearances in non-Christmas episodes before.


Santa Claus (also known as Father Christmas or just simply Santa) is the mascot of the Christmas holiday. In tradition, he is known for bringing gifts to well-behaved children and coal to those who don't behave very well. He is often depicted as a jolly old man in red clothing with a white beard. Santa has become the subject of much Christmas-related merchandise, stories, and filmography. In the ShadowSwine universe, however, Santa possesses a much darker presence.

Due to the brain damaging injuries he recieved in The Wrath of Stone Cold as well as continued misbehavior in the majority of children, Santa became spiteful and deranged, leading to his departure from the North Pole. He now wanders the world as a cannibalistic vagabond, kidnapping and devouring children who he deems "naughty". Every Christmas Eve he intrudes houses in search of fresh dead bodies (which he refers to as "Christmas Corpses") to violently eat.

When Santa spotted Willie Nelson's incapacitated body in the events of The Worst Gift Ever, he remarked "They're not cookies but they'll have to do". This was his sarcastic way of making his cannibalistic preferences known, as Santa lost his craving for cookies 2 Christmas Eves ago. 

Santa resides in the garage located next to The Apartment. He feeds off of rats and insects until he can emerge for Christmas time. 

Powers/Abilities Edit

Santa is an omnipotent being whose power cannot even be measured. He possesses reign over reality and exists on the same level as a god. Though he did receive injuries in The Wrath of Stone Cold, it should be noted that he was a peaceful being at the time and only used his powers to create gifts. Santa is now an unhinged and ruthless man who will no longer hesitate to fight.

  • Christmas Magic- Santa can bend the will of reality and alter the properties of space and time in order grant a Christmas wish. He has done this to terminate the house fire and leave presents in The Worst Gift Ever. Santa has also materialized his Christmas magic as a charged energy beam attack.
  • Superhuman Strength- Santa can overpower his enemies simply by slamming them with his hand.


The Wrath of Stone Cold: During the time period of his debut episode, Santa was still a sane person. He attempted to deliver gifts to Hulk Hogan but was ruthlessly attacked by Sonic with an oriental stool. This and many other injuries he sustained that night gave him permanent brain damage that transformed the jolly saint into a bloodthirsty monster.

Hogan Halloween Special Part 5: Ground Zeroes: Santa was spotted in the garage that Creepy Cronk and Crazy Clown told the two new muggers to rendezvous at. From there it was revealed the shed is where he hides until every Christmas season.

The Worst Gift Ever: Santa stumbled upon Hulk Hogan's household, which was currently under attack by Wrestlemania Steel Cage Challenge. Upon spotting Willie Nelson's incapacitated body, he gave into his cannibalistic urges and feasted upon Willie while he was still alive. Santa then defeated the haunted NES game and used his magic to restore the ruined household as well as drop off a few gifts. 

Trivia Edit

  • According to an exclusive interview, Santa's favorite meal is a human corpse. He dislikes any non-human meat.
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