Macho Man LIVES? is an episode of ShadowSwine54's Second Wing.

Plot Edit

As usual, The Rock and John Cena go about their day slacking off and eating. This non-productive day is interrupted by a phone call from Hulk Hogan, who accuses the two of not working and states that he will send someone to make sure they do their jobs. The Rock protests his loss of "vacation time" but is stifled at the arrival of a new guest. 

Enter Macho Man Randy Savage: a rude and imposing freeloader who drops his luggage and demands food. To quell his hunger, The Rock brings him his world famous family porridge, but is met with a silent stare. Macho Man proceeds to brutally stab The Rock while Cena watches in shock. 

Macho Man takes the sausage that The Rock prepeared and tosses it into a blender alongside water and bread. Dubbing it "Slim Juice", Macho Man pours and drinks his new concoction, much to the disgust of Cena. Randy Savage then begins to enforce his authority over the household, but a still-alive Rock tackles him into a wall. The two proceed to brawl. 

Macho Man defeats the Rock and Cena temprarily, but the two unleash a team-attack on the imposer. Still, Macho Man emerges unharmed. After the Rock is beaten into the floor with a destructive elbow drop, Cena furiously hits Savage with a final barrage of punches followed by an Attitude Adjustment. Once again, it fails to subdue Macho Man, who coughs and explains he hasn't been pushed so far in a long time. After calling for Shadow to bring the Macho Fruit, Macho Man hoodievolves into Hoodie Macho, something that shocks Cena after realizing a man other than Hulk Hogan can assume a hoodie state. 

Hoodie Macho's power level is chilling. Cena begs the hooded titan to relent, but Hoodie Macho ignores his pleas. Cena is brutally flung around the room and smashed through a television before Hoodie Macho brutalizes The Rock's already-battered and broken body. The Rock screams in agony as Hoodie Macho crushes him with a chair. 

After the events of Hoodie Macho's rampage, the episode cuts to a scene of all 3 wrestlers sitting on the couch: Cena and Dwayne both severely injured. Macho Man asserts his dominance but John Cena objects and states that he's making a phone call to Hulk Hogan. Upon explaining to the hulkster that Macho Man is a menace to the household and will only make the situation worse, Cena is bewildered when told that Hogan never sent Macho Man to begin with. Hulk Hogan hangs up after relaying the news, leaving the audience on a cliffhanger. What happened to the person who was sent to observe the Second Wing? 


Macho Man LIVES? is one of the most critically acclaimed episodes on the channel. It unanimously scored a 10/10 consensus score, and is praised for introducing a plethora of plot fueling concepts. 

Trivia Edit

  • The "Slim Juice" was spilled during production, leaving an unpleasant mess that took much time to clean.
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