Published by: ShadowSwine Crew[]
Date of Publication: 3/20/19[]
The ShadowSwine54 Universe is home to powerful characters who constantly battle each other over various reasons. This list was made to rank the ten strongest ShadowSwine characters to currently exist.
10) Willie Nelson[]
"I like Halloweed. I mean weed."
Hulk Hogan's right-hand man, Willie Nelson is second in command of the ShadowSwine Crew for a reason. Anyone who intends to bring harm to the hulkster will have to go through Willie first, and that is not an easy task. Willie Nelson will 'wrangle' his enemies by assaulting them with sharp kitchen utensils, and let's not forget his signature kick-dance technique that has subdued even the likes of Wario.
Though Willie Nelson is eclipsed by many of the newer ShadowSwine characters, it cannot be forgotten that he is one of the original members of the crew, and he's still kicking when it counts.
9) Wolverine[]
"What'd I miss?"
The term "sleeping giant" has never applied to anyone as well as it does Wolverine. If not constantly falling into narcoleptic naps and/or almost always missing out on the action, Wolverine could be a pivotal fighter of the ShadowSwine Crew. When serious, he has been shown to overpower the likes of Hulk Hogan in combat. With his regenerative abilities, Wolverine is able to recover from inhuman amounts of damage such as having his neck twisted 360° by Freaky Fred, but the 'badger thing' prefers to utilize it in other ways such as eating broken glass.
8) NWO Hogan[]
"The possibility...of the opportunity!"
NWO Hogan is the quite literally shady main antagonist of ShadowSwine54's ongoing Hogan Cubes Arc, and his spot on this list is well-earned. A single wind-up kick from the NWO hulkster is enough to deal massive amounts of damage to even the main timeline's Hogan. Though he prefers carefully executing schemes as opposed to the usual gung-ho disposition that defines most ShadowSwine characters, NWO Hogan is a genuine threat in combat. The scariest part: his full potential has yet to be seen.
7) Stone Cold[]
"Did somebody say beer?"
The self-proclaimed Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin has demonstrated way above-average fighting power in every instance of conflict he has been in. A former member of The Alliance and a ruthless defender of the apartment, Stone Cold has earned many merits over his career in ShadowSwine54. The list of enemies he has taken down is ever-expanding, including the likes of Whimsical Whiskers and Psycho Jim.
Though he has settled down over the years in favor of hosting interviews on his "Stone Cold Podcast", it cannot be denied that Stone Cold is still a very dangerous entity to provoke.
6) The Wolfman[]
"I wonder where Stone Cold is?"
When he's not doing questionable things in the basement, the Wolfman is one of the most feared enemies of the ShadowSwine Crew. His many clashes with Stone Cold have left the apartment decimated, and his battle with Hoodie Hogan in Fans DISTURB Hulk Hogan? could have left craters in the Earth had the two not decided to take a beer break.
A single superman punch from the Wolfman has so much power that it shrouds the lycanthropic beast in a red aura upon use. Though his power will always pose a major threat to the household, it is fortunate that he can be relied on in times of crisis, such as when the Host entered a frenzied state and the Wolfman successfully subdued it.
5) Hulk Hogan[]
"I'm probably returning to WWE."
Hulk Hogan is the main protagonist of the series, and he does not owe his power to plot-armor. Everyone's favorite hulkster can pack a serious punch against even the strongest of enemies, and with voodoo powers plus hoodievolution at his disposal, there are few who can endure his savage beatdowns. Hulk Hogan's kill-count must be over a dozen at this point, and it continues to climb as more enemies show up to challenge the ShadowSwine Crew.
4) Rick O' Chan[]
"Brother? I am not your brother!"
Rick O' Chan, the stuck-up Chinese American who has come to conquer ShadowSwine in order to inherit their technology, is absolutely monstrous. With possibly hundreds of unique spirit animals at his disposal, Rick's fighting style covers all weaknesses and grants him numerous advantages over all kinds of enemies, and that is not all he has to offer. Rick has demonstrated great dexterity with wielding swords, unparalleled regeneration, above-average intelligence, resistance to voodoo, and a frightening amount of inner chi.
All things considered, Rick is simply overpowered.
3) Macho Man[]
"My son is a repeat offender of multiple crimes!"
Macho Man is the overseer of ShadowSwine54's Second Wing, and he makes sure to keep them in check. The combined efforts of John Cena and The Rock were barely enough to take him on in his base form, and there was no hope for the two once he hoodievolved into Hoodie Macho. Two years later and Macho Man still runs the show, this time even more powerful. He was the only available character who fought on equal ground with Mr. Bogardt during Hulk Hogan's 2018 Halloween gathering, and he was smart enough to trick the monster into getting locked-up for a year.
Now with an even greater power boost known as "Perfect Hoodie", Hoodie Macho is seemingly untouchable. His strength, speed, and intelligence undoubtedly render Macho Man the top dog of the ShadowSwine Crew.
2) Mr. Bogardt[]
"That name...that name!"
Mr. Bogardt is an outright powerhouse of an enemy: one whose full potential has yet to be seen for certain in battle. With the Mean Green Formula circulating throughout his body, Mr. Bogardt not only possesses the combined power of all previous Mugger Monsters, but his own strength added to the mix only further amplifies what this brute is capable of. He is the only enemy to have taken down Hoodie Hogan so quickly and the only enemy to have pushed Hoodie Macho to the extent that he did.
If Mr. Bogardt is lacking in anything, it would be brainpower, which explains how Macho Man was able to lure him into a trap. However, the short glimpse of his full power that we have seen is absolutely terrifying. The ShadowSwine Crew better be prepared for the second Hogan Halloween Horror, because it is highly improbable that Bogardt will fall for the same trick twice.
Honorable Mentions[]
The Reaper[]
"My boonie..."
The trump card of the Mugger Monsters and a renowned voodooist, the Reaper is a feared adversary of Hulk Hogan and possibly the only truly immortal character. His recent inactivity raises questions about his whereabouts; perhaps he may be plotting something very devious.
Spike the Dinosaur[]
"Dino-Drop!"
Spike was a mighty adversary. He was able to completely overpower Macho Man in his base form, which is a near-impossible task for a non-hoodie character. Credit must be given where credit is due. Up against impossible odds, Spike the Dinosaur died an underdog and a martyr for the Plastic Alliance.
1) Hillbilly Jim[]
"Speak a little louder, Hulk Hogan. I can't hear ya!"
Having only been spoken to over the phone and never truly seen, Hillbilly Jim is a man of legend in ShadowSwine54. He is known as the founder of voodoo and the most powerful user of it. This is the man that made mincemeat of the Reaper decades ago and forged many of Hulk Hogan's voodoo trinkets. With his upcoming involvement in the Hogan Cubes Arc, perhaps he may be seen in the flesh and willing to demonstrate his seemingly godlike power.