"What did you say? Are you trying to take my Christmas corpses away?"
Santa was a recurring character in the ShadowSwine Christmas specials, known widely for his roles in The Wrath of Stone Cold, The Worst Gift Ever, and Santa Exists? Real Footage. He exclusively made major appearances in Christmas-related episodes, but has made cameo appearances in non-Christmas episodes before.
He was killed by Hulk Hogan following a violent altercation in which he blamed the ShadowSwine Crew for the events that led to Mrs. Claus divorcing him.
Lore[]
Santa Claus (also known as Father Christmas or just simply Santa) is the mascot of the Christmas holiday. In tradition, he is known for bringing gifts to well-behaved children and coal to those who don't behave very well. He is often depicted as a jolly old man in red clothing with a white beard. Santa has become the subject of much Christmas-related merchandise, stories, and filmography. In the ShadowSwine universe, however, Santa possessed a much darker presence.
Before his time in ShadowSwine54's broadcast, he was the Voodoo Lord, the highest ranking title among voodooists. At the cost of the majority of his power as well as his place in the realm of voodoo, Santa forfeited the title in favor of bringing cheer to children. Santa founded the Christmas holiday that is celebrated today by using his voodoo to create toys and miracles for young boys and girls around the world.
Due to the brain damaging injuries he received in The Wrath of Stone Cold as well as continued misbehavior in the majority of children, Santa became spiteful and deranged, leading to his departure from the North Pole. He wandered the world as a cannibalistic vagabond, kidnapping and devouring children who he deems "naughty". Every Christmas Eve he intruded houses in search of fresh dead bodies (which he referred to as "Christmas Corpses") to violently eat. Based on his transgressions with Darth Vader and Wario, it is assumed Santa had become a frequent partaker homosexual acts as well. He described the implied anal intercourse he received as a "romping", and confirmed that it wasn't the first one he had underwent. His relationship with Mrs. Claus seemed to be completely dysfunctional, and according to her dialogue in Santa Exists? Real Footage, she was more than willing to divorce him.
Santa resided in the garage located next to the apartment. He fed off of rats and insects until he was able to emerge for Christmas time. It is unclear why he specifically used the ShadowSwine Crew's property as a hiding spot.
Powers/Abilities[]
Based on his status as a former Voodoo Lord, Santa was a highly powerful being who possessed immense voodoo power. He demonstrated great destructive capability after releasing his stored voodoo energy, which he had not used for the majority of his previous screen time.
- Voodoo- Under the guise of "Christmas magic", Santa could wield voodoo to bend the will of reality and alter the properties of space and time in order grant a Christmas wish. He had done this to terminate the house fire and materialize presents in The Worst Gift Ever. Santa has also materialized his Christmas magic as a charged energy beam attack. When he battled the Wolfman, he was able to release an absurdly powerful Voodoo Lightning spell as well as alter his body weight to a devastatingly heavy state. Santa was also capable of releasing all of his Voodoo power at once in a kamikaze-style explosion.
- Bomb Vest- Santa apparently possessed a suicide bomb vest that was obtained from Afghanistan. He threatened to detonate it but was stopped in time.
- Superhuman Strength- Santa could overpower his enemies simply by slamming them with his hand. This was how he incapacitated Wrestlemania Steel Cage Challenge before finishing it.
Santa uses his Voodoo Lightning on the Wolfman.
Filmography[]
The Wrath of Stone Cold: During the time period of his debut episode, Santa was still a sane person. He attempted to deliver gifts to Hulk Hogan but was ruthlessly attacked by Sonic with an oriental stool. This and many other injuries he sustained that night gave him permanent brain damage that transformed the jolly saint into a bloodthirsty monster.
Hogan Halloween Special Part 5: Ground Zeroes: Santa was spotted in the garage that Creepy Cronk and Crazy Clown told the two new muggers to rendezvous at. From there it was revealed the shed is where he hides until every Christmas season.
The Worst Gift Ever: Santa stumbled upon Hulk Hogan's household, which was currently under attack by Wrestlemania Steel Cage Challenge. Upon spotting Willie Nelson's incapacitated body, he gave into his cannibalistic urges and feasted upon Willie while he was still alive. Santa then defeated the haunted NES game and used his magic to restore the ruined household as well as drop off a few gifts.
Santa Exists? Real Footage: Santa served as the episode's main antagonist. He first appeared after emerging from the bathroom with Darth Vader and Wario, and after his actions were observed by Mrs. Claus's drone ornament, he went on a voodoo-powered rampage. Santa revealed that he was a former voodoo lord amidst the chaos and garnered the attention of the Wolfman, who battled him. Thanks to the efforts of the Wolfman and Hulk Hogan, Santa was subdued and executed.